![]() So, do not go and watch this movie in order to see horror, gore, thrill or action, because all you get is a very hungover looking David Hasselhoff repeating cheesy lines and waving a embarrassingly crappy gun with a "hot" (meaning super annoying) blonde "doctor" chick on his arm as they sprint around an East-European forest after two CGI snakes that look like they were designed by a three year old. You cannot watch this movie without busting out laughing every three minutes. The only reason I'm giving this pile of dung one point is the unintentional (?) comedic value. Instead you can look forward to experiencing extremely awkward acting, dull and one-dimensional characters, very cheesy lines, supremely crappy CGIs, or in other words, a film that has not one single reason speaking for its existence. Do NOT expect witty lines, intelligent plot, Oscar-winning acting, breathtaking CGIs or scientifically accurate factual details. When you see the title, Anaconda 3, you know what to expect, or what not to expect. Reviewed by taikaelain 1 / 10 If a movie has a CGI snake that roars like a jungle cat, it must be a real blockbuster, right? ANACONDA III: OFFSPRING is certainly no classic, but I enjoyed the heck out of it. ![]() Watching a series of poor actors getting munched on is an often hilarious experience, and it helps the film run along smoothly. Yes, this is a film all about the kills, and they're satisfyingly bloody by genre standards, about the same as in my other cult favourite, AZTEC REX. Half the film consists of David Hasslehoff and John Rhys-Davies trying to outdo each other in terms of scenery-chewing, and the rest consists of the fake-looking snakes ripping up the human cast members in increasingly gory ways. But it's also a whole lot of fun.ī-movie fans will be in their element with this action-packed storyline, which sees a pair of gigantic killer snakes on the loose, pursued by a pack of bounty hunters with material reward in mind. Yes, this is a cheapo B-movie TV production, filled to the brim with cheesy CGI, bad acting and a script that goes around in circles for ages. To make things worse, the streaming site I found this on made me watch a music video by a whiny rapper called Pk3y before the film started.Reviewed by Leofwine_draca 6 / 10 Fun, silly B-movie, nothing moreįorget the horrible second film in the series (ANACONDA 2: HUNT FOR THE BLOOD ORCHID) as ANACONDA III is a much better production and in much the same spirit as the ultra-cheesy original. With a terrible supporting cast comprising largely of local Romanian talent, diabolical special effects (the green screened backdrop used whenever someone is driving a vehicle is appalling), ridiculous creature design (in addition to a spiked tail, the snake also has glowing red areas around its head), and a script that rips off both Aliens (the mercs obviously inspired by that film's marines) and Predator (Amanda avoids being attacked when she is covered in mud), the film is barely watchable, its only plus points being some gore (severed limbs, decapitations, impalements) and the fact that Crystal Allen spends much of the time in a tight white vest. For reasons too convoluted to go into, the snake is over 60ft long and still growing and has a big spike on the end of its tail with which it impales its prey. TORRENT MAGNET - YTS Download Anaconda (1997) Movie Hindi-Eng PogoLinks. ![]() The risible plot sees sexy blonde herpetologist Amanda Hayes (Crystal Allen) team up with ruthless hunter Hammett (David Hasselhoff) and a team of mercenaries to find and destroy a deadly snake that has escaped from a laboratory owned by terminally ill billionaire Murdoch (John Rhys-Davies), head of Wexel Hall Pharmaceuticals. BluRay Download Subtitles 54 25 - Critics 27 - Audience 4.7 Keywords: predator. No famous faces would have been preferable. The original Anaconda was a fun B-movie bolstered by a good cast Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid was a more than serviceable sequel, despite zero star power Anacondas 3: Offspring is made-for-TV drivel shot in Romania where movie-making is cheap, and its stars are The Hoff and Gimli. ![]()
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